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Please read Rules 1 through 15 below, AKA "Sins of Etiquette". And read the Guest Policy.

A 3 minute read.

Revised 9-4-2023

Help us by reading and following these rules.

You must be over 25 to Join Oasis33. 

1- Conduct yourself in a courteous and lawful manner.

Remember, we are all here for recreational pleasure, do your part by being respectful.  

2- Keep conversation Un-Intrusive. Don't be nosey ! 

Don't ask others where they live and work.

2-A When a person is comfortable offering  personal details they will. (Prying is annoying and scares good people away). 

3- Pets are welcome, as long as they are not dangerous or annoying to others. No pets in common areas.

4- Touching others without consent is not permitted (obviously). It can also be a crime.

5,a- Drinking in moderation is OK,

 (don't be a drunken dumb fuck) 

camping is free, sleep it off at the Retreat. 

5,b-- By joining You also Agree you will not drive to or from the Retreat under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

5,c- Do not share or give alcohol to others.

Date rape drugs: If we suspect a person is in possession of such substances we will, without giving warning, invite law enforcement on the property to investigate. (it will be a surprise)  For your safety don't accept open drinks!

Here is more info: https://www.womenshealth.gov/a-z-topics/date-rape-drugs

6,a- Persons under 18 are not permitted at the Retreat unless they are your children, and in your sight at all times: its your responsibility to keep them away from adult activity.

6,b- Both of the Legal Parents must give written consent allowing their Child to attend specifying: "Oasis33 A Nude Retreat", accompanied by either parent.  Both Parents must provide photo ID.  One Parent must be a Current Member. Attempting to violate any part of 6,a or 6,b will get you kicked out without refund, and reported if we suspect a criminal intent.

7- No Pictures! Taking pictures of others without consent is forbidden, and may be a violation of Montana Law. 

8-  NO soliciting, Hustling, or otherwise being a Creep. 

(I think you know what we mean)  Use tasteful judgement !

8a-You may post fliers/cards at the Retreat, (but do not personally solicit others). Fliers can be anything from outside meetups or other Nude events venues. We like to promote anything nude related.

9- Displays of affection and Sexual Activity need to be out of sight and out of mind.. (use tasteful judgement as to where and when).

10- Keep guns out of sight and out of mind. Guns tend to deter others from getting naked.

11- No: building, constructing, modifying, "repairing" or "improvements", removing, destroying, altering anything on Retreat property. If you want to help out, pickup garbage. As a general rule,  if its not yours, don't fuck with it.

12- Member Guest Policy: If you want to have a guest, have them purchase a membership. A Reserve membership with a 3 day pass is cheep enough. If they can't afford that, you should hang out with better people.

13- Your Significant other is included with Your Membership at no additional charge. We define a Significant Other as a person you live with and can be any gender combinations.

14-  Do Not harm the Trees! No pruning, cutting, breaking or removing of any tree or bush. Many of the trees are Juniper and are several hundred years old, and they are not replaceable.

15- No earth moving equipment on the property. Do not operate power tools on the property without permission.

If a Member falls from Grace, Management or other Members may give warning,  This Retreat reserves the right to cancel a Membership and eject Problem Persons from the Club Property.  

By Joining, you understand and agree to:

 Abide buy the above "Sins of Etiquette" (aka rules).