Contact information

We are located near Billings Montana

(Exact location is given to Members)

We are open only for member scheduled events. We are not a resort in the traditional sense.

Memberships are issued online only.

That's why we don't list the address here.

We don't list our contact info.

It's always one of three things, they haven't read the site, think it's a resort, and want to drop in, or a destitute dude trying to arrange a hookup, or a knucklehead with delusional expectations, or a run of the mill domestic scammer trying to weasel in without paying.  I don't see the point in reciting what's already listed on the website, if it's not worth their time to read the site, it's not worth our time to talk to them.  

It's irritating to spend the time answering questions, dialogue exchange back and forth only to realize they are trying to pull a scam, to dodge rates or arrange some sort of one-on-one. We really don't have time for that crap. BS is the majority of the non-member contacts; so we just don't do it. (Some people enjoy playing games).

Address/ directions:

For those same reasons above we don't list the address, on the website, people will skip reading any, jump to the address, and show up to satisfy their curiosity while wasting our time.  Everything they need to know is available for free on this website. It's extremely self-centered, to waste our time without even reading the website. And we still end up with creepers trying to park and hide out by the gate. That's also why we avoid listing the dates of events on this website. (These people waste more time and money trying to game it, than it would take to  man up / pony up and  join).  Society has no shortage of broke stupid people, communicating with them is draining, it never leads to anything beneficial, thus a waste of time, we hope our membership process will weed those people out, for the most part at works.

1/100

When we first started this place, the contacts were about 1 out of 100, was serious enough to actually join. It's improved over the last few years, probably something like 1 out of 10 contacts is serious enough to join. If we spent an hour talking to each person, that's a lot of wasted hours. If we seem standoffish or jaded, I think that we've earned that rite, and we've definitely paid for it with lost time.

Unfortunately that's the reality of nude Recreation,  it's amplified in this region because we are essentially the only nude park. When we set up a scheduled event, we estimate that we spend over 200 hours just talking to people about the event. And others will simply pay without asking any questions, and they may have unreasonable expectations about what to expect. It's a perplexing quandary. 

Our contact information is provided to members, and so far this seems to be working well. Certainly better than the previous systems. 

Although it was sometimes humorous getting calls or emails from someone who clearly hadn't read a damn thing. Some would continually call or email for several days, to ask what's already clearly explained on the site, you would think after all of those repeated contact attempts, they would have taken a few minutes to at least review the site. It's so stupid, it's actually funny. 

Most of you are familiar with the problems associated with a sale listing online; you already know the problems and weirdos you will encounter, but add nudity, you can multiply those problems by a hundred. And with misplaced sex appeal, it gets even worse.  We deal with it all summer long.

Most disappointing though, the people that need to read this the most, won't be the ones reading it.