All good things are wild and free.
-Henry David Thoreau

All good things are wild and free. -Henry David ThoreauAll good things are wild and free. -Henry David ThoreauAll good things are wild and free. -Henry David ThoreauAll good things are wild and free. -Henry David Thoreau
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All good things are wild and free.
-Henry David Thoreau

All good things are wild and free. -Henry David ThoreauAll good things are wild and free. -Henry David ThoreauAll good things are wild and free. -Henry David Thoreau
  • Home
  • News
  • 2026 Schedule
  • Reservations
  • Trk 1 Membership- Events
  • Track 2 Membership Rsvr.
  • Events- Overview
  • Swingle 101
  • About Oasis 33
  • Trk 3 Foundation Mbr.
  • Rules, Tips
  • Galleries
  • Contact Us
  • Media Oasis 33 Exposé
  • Specials
  • From whence we came.....

Contact information


We are located near Billings Montana

(Exact location is given to Members)



Memberships are issued online only.

That's why we don't list the address here.



We don't take phone calls, there is nothing we can do for you over the phone without a membership. 

There is no point in answering the phone just to tell you no.



We are not going to recite the website over the phone either.




Use the email link to contact us.

We don't offer customer service.


If your question is about membership, review the membership pages first.


Direct email
oasis33montana@gmail.com 




at the risk of sounding jaded, we really only three types of phone calls, either for reservations, which we can't do without a membership (tourist are welcome to join, but we don't really do individual reservations) and neither can be done over the phone. Or the most common, it's a dumb fuck who thinks he's found an easy place to finally get laid. The biggest waste of time are those who want us to recite the website for them over the phone. 

Hopefully you can understand why we no longer take phone calls.

Phone call paradox!



We DO NOT take reservations over the phone. 


WE DON'T ANSWER QUESTIONS OVER THE PHONE EITHER. If we did the answer would be no.


Emergency calls only! 

House Detective 307-254-4444



For Questions, review the website, obtain a membership, and contact us. 




If you want a place that answers the phone we suggest you call a resort. Our function is a  cost-effective venue for nude recreation, if we offered customer service we would have to charge a lot more. 



We don't take phone calls.

Our Purpose and Mission

About Oasis 33



Our Purpose:

- Oasis 33 was created as an alternative to a nude resort we fill the void since there were no nude resorts in this state nor the surrounding states. 


- We are a venue for Nude Recreation; call us a Rugged Resort if you like. (ruggedly handsome)

The dress code is always casual, so casual clothing is optional. 


- Amenities like: olympic swimming pool, golf course, and River jet ski rentals won't be found here. Members sometimes hose each other down though. 


- We do have an outside shower, above ground pool, and a restroom. We throw in the sunshine and cell phone service for free.


- We are a cost-effective (cheap) alternative to a  refined resort. At least so far we haven't been accused of being too refined. 


- Our events are so affordable, you'll only feel like you got bent a little bit. We are known as having 'Rates so cheap even a tight ass won't flinch'. 


- We have virtually zero customer service allowing us to keep costs low. (Remember the grocery store where you had to bag your own groceries but saved on price: We're sort of like that) 


Mission: 


-Provide a Nude Recreation venue.


-Promote Nude Recreation as a Casual Sport. 


-Provide reasonable price point options.



Challenges: 


Montana is geographically one of the largest states in the nation, it's also one of the lowest populated states in the nation of about 1 million people. (2.16 million cattle). The Sunshine State on the other hand is roughly the same size as Montana in landmass, but has a population of over 40 million people. (Roughly 1.7 million cows). 


A nudist resort in Southern California is likely to have  several millions of people within a 200 mile radius. A nudist resort in Montana would be lucky to have a couple hundred thousand in a 200 mile radius. Fewer than 1% of the US population practices social nudity (excluding cows).


Other states have the advantage of warm year-round operation. In Montana we don't even get 6 months of warm weather. 


Bottom line, here in Montana we have a small population to pool from, and a short warm season.  



Strategy: 


-Provide varying membership options to meet individual access preferences and price points.


-Options flexible enough to fit almost anyone.


-Provide events and scheduled weekends; as a channel of more people into a single day or weekend, making for a more dynamic and eventful atmosphere. 


-Members also benefit by the Event discount rates,  low rates make Events more accessible to even more people. We host the largest nude events in Montana. (Accountants call this compound nudists).

Oasis 33 nude resort Montana


Contact us / About us 

We are located an hour from 

Billings, Montana. 


The exact location 

( is hiding in plain sight ) 

You get the address and additional contact information when you join.

Oasis 33

To get ahold of us send a message This is a Private Nude Park, advance Membership is required for any visits.


We don't use any of the Facebook links below anymore, Facebook was continually censoring our content, and issuing strikes for posting links to our own website. So, we don't have any use for Facebook. 



 Facebook Group Page:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/403146834535617/?multi_permalinks=843948877122075&notif_id=1720536510344009&notif_t=group_activity&ref=notif




Facebook Public Page:

https://www.facebook.com/Oasis33NudeRetreatMontana/





Phone consultation

Phone calls are $100 dollars per 15 minutes. 



Or save yourself some money, review the website, become a member and email us for free.


We won't waste time telling you what's already on the website (If it's not worth your time, it's not worth our time either).


We understand  tourist looking for reservations won't have time to read the website, but that doesn't change the fact that we can't do anything for you without a membership. 


The locals have no excuse, if you are serious about nude recreation you should take the time to read the membership material before attempting to contact us.


The payment part is more of a joke, people will literally skim the website without reading anything to find a contact. (They think they found the nudist Utopia). Take a deep breath, review the material then decide if membership is right for you. 

Pay with PayPal or a debit/credit card

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