If you've already been a member here, this does not apply to you, you only need to contact us to be added to the event newsletter.
Single males are welcome to join us; however, we have established specific criteria to ensure our members are responsible and have realistic expectations. To apply, please complete the following:
1. Submit a completed membership form and email a letter of your intent.
2. Provide a link to a social media profile (e.g., Facebook)
3. Email a photograph or copy of a government-issued ID.
4. Include a recent, clear photograph of yourself.
5. If you will be arriving in a van, send a photograph of the van that includes the license plate.
# If you find the above unacceptable, you are welcome to go somewhere else.
Be advised that any attempt to deceive us—such as registering as a couple and arriving as a single male—will result in an immediate permanent ban without a refund.
We value our single male members who follow these guidelines and look forward to receiving your completed application.
It might happen here, I've never encountered it. But the fact is, if you can't get laid in the real world, your chances are just as slim here.
To the dodgy rat fuck bastards trying to play games, you are solely responsible for fucking up an otherwise fun industry.
Over 90% of the bullshit we deal with is destitute single men trying to pull a scam. If you are wondering why you are single, and you are starting off a relationship the same way, there's your problem. No woman is going to find a deceptive, rat fuck bastard, cheapskate attractive.
If you contact us inquiring about membership options, or directions then it's clear you haven't read a fuckin thing, we will not communicate any further.
A fair word of warning, in the nudist industry, there is no shortage of destitute swinging+dicks trying to wedge their way in using weaselish tactics.
Gay men: every nudist place is overrun with gay men, we don't give a fuck about sexual preference. We already know some gay men will join as a heterosexual couple, then show up alone hoping for down-low action. It's deceptive and disingenuous. Just so you know; we are not running a gay sex park. The owners and partners are all straight as an arrow and none of us have any interest in even heterosexual swinging. If you're hoping for a hookup with any of us, I guarantee you it's not going to happen. However, members are free to conduct their own activity with each other, as long as it's not disruptive to other members. See the Swingle 101 page.
To be clear; it's really chickenshit to join as though you are a heterosexual couple, and then only the male have shows up. We are not going to allow it; if you will be coming alone you have to join as a single male. You can't hide behind your wife online, and show up here alone.
Seriously though, it's all of the above BS that happens nearly every day. day in, and day out, and we are fucking sick of it, we are putting an end to it now. (The other problem was the shitheads sneaking people in) We put an end to that as well. If we seem jaded, the above is why, it's constant crap from liars, scammers and beggars. In fact, 90% of the people who contact us are trying to pull some type of bullshit.
To everybody that is legitimate,
Cheers!
We look forward to meeting in person.
Sincerely,
Lisa Lovejoy
These are the guys trying to get in anonymously, everything from fake names to stupid made up nicknames.
These guys are so stupid they seem to believe they are the first to try. (Believing they're ignorance is a revolutionary idea) Real fuckin wiz kids.
They seem to think they're going to sneak in screw all the hotties, then slip away like a phantom in the dark. Seriously, get fucking real, we had no idea that there were so many destitute, pointless, stupid men in society.
Here's the thing, there is probably no nudist place in the US that will let you in without some confirmation of identity.
If you need to hide your identity, you should reexamine your moral turpitude.
To go naked anonymously, at the Slabs anybody can walk in, and go naked no one will care. Slab City California is a desert community of drug addicts living off disability scams. I believe it's still the US Capitol of rape, assault, and arson probably the highest in the world. drugged and gang raped is far from unheard of there, if they get pissed at you or decide you don't blend in they will burn your fucking RV down. And nobody saw a damn thing because they are all anonymous. Not a person there to take accountability for anything, but if that's what you want, I'm sure you anonymous nudist James Bond types will fit in great there. Enjoy!
Fortunately for us these types of nonsense encounters have been declining in recent years. I think they're the same types of creeps that hang out at the adult bookstores.