Criteria for single males

Single Studs

Single males are welcome to join us; however, we have established specific criteria to ensure our members are responsible and have realistic expectations. To apply, please complete the following:

1. Submit a completed membership form and email a letter of your intent.

2. Provide a link to a social media profile (e.g., Facebook)

3. Email a photograph or copy of a government-issued ID.

4. Include a recent, clear photograph of yourself. We will match it to you in person, and it better be recent.

5. If you will be arriving in a van, send a photograph of the van that includes the license plate.

# If you find the above unacceptable, you are welcome to go somewhere else; we won't miss you.

Please be advised that any attempt to deceive us—such as registering as a couple and arriving as a single male—will result in an immediate permanent ban without a refund.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for those who attempt to circumvent our rules or fail to read our membership options before inquiring. If it is clear that our requirements or membership options have not been reviewed, we will cease all correspondence (We will no longer extend the benefit of the doubt). In certain instances, a deposit may be required before we engage in further discussion.

We value our single male members who follow these guidelines and look forward to receiving your completed application.

Jaded

Jaded is a multi-part article, currently in the works.

The following is a piece we're working on, and building in sections called Jaded.

Check back often as we are building this piece in several parts as we have time. It's mostly a list of scams and bs that we run into regularly. Interestingly, there is only a handful or so of the particular types of scams, the scam doesn't change only the people perpetrating it, it's so regular that you can usually spot it within the first email or so.

We hope you enjoy reading about it, as much as we enjoy writing about it. If you have wondered why we seem jaded, Wonder no more.

Be sure to follow along as we build the list.

Criteria for single males

Is this what you think happens here?

It might happen here, I've never encountered it. But the fact is, if you can't get laid in the real world, your chances are just as slim here.

To the dodgy rat fuck bastards trying to play games, you are solely responsible for fucking up an otherwise fun industry.

Over 90% of the bullshit we deal with is destitute single men trying to pull a scam. If you are wondering why you are single, and you are starting off a relationship the same way, there's your problem. No woman is going to find a deceptive, rat fuck bastard, cheapskate attractive.

If you contact us inquiring about membership options, or directions then it's clear you haven't read a fuckin thing, will not communicate any further.

A fair word of warning, in the nudist industry, there is no shortage of destitute swinging+dicks trying to wedge their way in using weaselish tactics.

Gay men: every nudist place is overrun with gay men, we don't give a fuck about sexual preference. We already know some gay men will join as a heterosexual couple, then show up alone hoping for down-low action. It's deceptive and disingenuous. Just so you know; we are not running a gay sex park. The owners and partners are all straight as an arrow and none of us have any interest in even heterosexual swinging. If you're hoping for a hookup with any of us, I guarantee you it's not going to happen. However, members are free to conduct their own activity with each other, as long as it's not disruptive to other members. See the Swingle 101 page.

To be clear; it's really chickenshit to join as though you are a heterosexual couple, and then only the male have shows up. We are not going to allow it; if you will be coming alone you have to join as a single male. You can't hide behind your wife online, and show up here alone.

Seriously though, it's all of the above BS that happens nearly every day. day in, and day out, and we are fucking sick of it, we are putting an end to it now. (The other problem was the shitheads sneaking people in) We put an end to that as well. If we seem jaded, the above is why, it's constant crap from liars, scammers and beggars. In fact, 90% of the people who contact us are trying to pull some type of bullshit.

To everybody that is legitimate,
Cheers!

We look forward to meeting in person.

Sincerely,
Lisa Lovejoy

Anonymously nude

These are the guys trying to get in anonymously, everything from fake names to stupid made up nicknames. As though they're going to sneak in screw all the babes, and then slip away like a phantom in the dark. Seriously, get fucking real, we had no idea that there were so many destitute, pointless, stupid men in society.

Here's the thing, there is probably no nudist place in the US that will let you in without some confirmation of your identity. If you need to hide your identity, you should reexamine your moral turpitude.

If you want to go naked anonymously, go to the Slabs anybody can walk in, and you can walk around naked no one will care. I'm referring to Slab City California. A desert community comprised primarily of drug addicts living off of a disability scam. I believe it is still the rape, assault, and arson capital of the world. If they like you, you may get raped, if they don't like you they will burn your fucking RV down. And nobody saw a damn thing because they are all anonymous, living on nicknames. I'm sure you James Bond types that contact us will fit in great there. Enjoy!

Fortunately for us these types of nonsense encounters have been declining in recent years. I think they're the same types of creeps that hang out at the adult bookstores.