How did I end up here?

-We Welcome New Members!

-The Retreat is located 1 hour South of Billings Montana, we think that's close enough proximity for the serious Nudist to make a decision, yet vague enough to dissuade thrill seekers from lurking around the gate.  

-The Location and Directions are given to Members, with an access Membership. 

-We are not open to the General Public, One must become a Member or come as a Guest of a Member. 

-Alas, we don't do drop-ins, posting the address here would serve no purpose. 

We would like to post the location, but it gives rise to problems, Previously we'd noticed vehicles parked in unusual places suspiciously near the Retreat, positioned as though to view the retreat, we presumed the lurking occupants were depraved creepers, hoping to catch a peek.... 

(like the derelicts outside of strip clubs)

For this reason we don't post the location.

We began filming the lurking vehicles and occupants, from plain view, so they could see us filming them, and that seems to have curbed their curiosity.

We are a Montana Non-Profit Corporation, 

We look forward to Your Membership, and seeing you around the Naked Neighborhood.