All good things are wild, and free.
-Henry David Thoreau

All good things are wild, and free. -Henry David ThoreauAll good things are wild, and free. -Henry David ThoreauAll good things are wild, and free. -Henry David ThoreauAll good things are wild, and free. -Henry David Thoreau
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  • Swinging Pictures
  • Hours, Schedule
  • ZorroGarden Project
  • Nudist Testimonials
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  • Pictures of Club Property
  • Media, about us.........
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  • Mission Statement
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All good things are wild, and free.
-Henry David Thoreau

All good things are wild, and free. -Henry David ThoreauAll good things are wild, and free. -Henry David ThoreauAll good things are wild, and free. -Henry David Thoreau
  • Home
  • Preface
  • FAQ's
  • Location, Just a hint....
  • Rates 2023 Season
  • Day Passes, Free Tours
  • Rules, Sins of Etiquette
  • Clothing Optional
  • vintage nudists
  • Swinging Pictures
  • Hours, Schedule
  • ZorroGarden Project
  • Nudist Testimonials
  • Lawful Nudity
  • Pictures of Club Property
  • Media, about us.........
  • Contact Us
  • Mission Statement
  • Other Places to get Naked
  • Take Our Card

You asked! We answered......

Here we attempt to answer some of the more common questions.


Hopefully you will find it informative and entertaining.

Club or Public Place ?

Why is a Membership required ?

This is probably the most common question, and Its complicated. 


Short answer: because it gives You as a Member more freedom. 


Long Answer:

A Membership /Fraternal organization has greater latitude with regard to Laws than a Public Resort. The Mission of this organization  is best served as a Private Members Organization.


As luck would have it; our Mission and the Legal requirements are of parallel interests. 


As I'm sure you can imagine, a nude recreation area where anybody could enter would be problematic. (although Public nude areas do exist, they are on State and Federal Public Lands). Our goal of a casual peaceful atmosphere is best achieved as a Private Members Organization on Private Property.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I become a member?

Why does the website have vintage black and white pictures?

Why does the website have vintage black and white pictures?

1-Question: How do I become a Member?

Select a Membership option and pay to join.

The Retreat Grounds are not staffed, with a host, (no Desk Clerk) therefore, person's need to Become a Member before they are given access to the Retreat.

Upon membership you're given the  specific location, with directions.....





Why does the website have vintage black and white pictures?

Why does the website have vintage black and white pictures?

Why does the website have vintage black and white pictures?

Answer:   Old black-and-white nudes are wonderful art that just can't be recreated, it also reminds people that nudism is nothing new it's been going on in the US for a long time, many nude Recreation areas opened in the 1920s and 30s.


Some are our own pictures converted to black and white others are used under commons.




What are the hours of operation and access?

Why does the website have vintage black and white pictures?

What are the hours of operation and access?


Our schedule of open days is emailed to members only, some memberships allow

24-hour access to the Retreat. 

You can choose the type of membership you would like to purchase.


We have several Membership options from open days access, to full access anytime, and long term villagers.

Cell phone service at the Retreat?

Cell phone service at the Retreat?

What are the hours of operation and access?

Cell service is 4G,  II or III bars,  sometimes more. Obviously adverse weather could negatively affect this. 


If you have no cell-service when you arrive....

Try either powering your phone off, and back on again. Or turn on airplane mode then wait a few seconds and turn airplane mode off. Either one of these should get you back in cell service range.


The temporary loss in signal seems to have something to do with the club being between two towers, and switching from one tower to the other when you leave the highway to the higher elevation of the club. Both towers support all the phone carriers.


Is this a Resort?

Cell phone service at the Retreat?

Why is it so difficult to join?

It fits Webster's Definition of "Resort" but its far from what we think of as a resort.


This is a primitive recreation and camping area with few amenities and no service.  If you picture a primitive campground in the woods, that's more like this place, except its more peaceful and people are naked...We think "Retreat" is a better fitting term.









Pictured is our above ground pool from the upper stone patio.

Why is it so difficult to join?

Cell phone service at the Retreat?

Why is it so difficult to join?

It's not difficult at all, if you make the required payment, in most cases you receive your membership info within a few hours. Or by the next morning if you applied at night. And always within 24 hours.


Some people find it difficult because they try to play games rather than just paying to join... We streamline the Membership process to keep administration costs down.... We have the Worlds worst  customer service, but our Members enjoy the lowest prices on Earth.


(Really wouldn't you rather be a Member than just a customer). 

What Amenities??

Why can't I come to the Retreat, then decide if I want to join?

What do I need to bring?

A solar heated outside shower, bath room, and pool, we also have a hot tub propane heated that's heated on open days.


At the time of this writing we have plans for a heated wading pool with benches it will take the place of the afore mentioned hot tub and pool. Having one is more efficient than the other two. This is planned to be operational by late 2023 



What do I need to bring?

Why can't I come to the Retreat, then decide if I want to join?

What do I need to bring?

Bring everything you need to camp, stay, and eat.


We are off the power grid so there is no power.


Bring everything you need to stay at a primitive dry camping area.


We have a outside solar heated shower, a restroom. and a small swimming pool and that's about it.


Why can't I come to the Retreat, then decide if I want to join?

Why can't I come to the Retreat, then decide if I want to join?

Why can't I come to the Retreat, then decide if I want to join?



Several reasons, There's nothing to see at the retreat to sway your decision, ether you like nude recreation or you don't.


To keep Membership costs low, Our system caters to those who are serious enough to pay and join, and prevents us from wasting time, money, and resources on those who are just curious. 


This is why we can maintain a retreat that we think is the cheapest place in the world to recreate and camp naked.

What size RV can fit?

How many People are there??

Why can't I come to the Retreat, then decide if I want to join?

Small RV's will fit at the primary Retreat.


Large RV's would need to setup at an alternate location that we call the Barker Ranch, that's located on our property but one mile South-East of the primary retreat.


The camping areas are only rough-cut with a dozer you will need blocks or devices to level your RV.

How many People are there??

How many People are there??

How many People are there??

On  any given day there are swarms of naked people ready and willing to fulfill your every desire (no matter how perverse) Its like Fantasy Island but with naked servants!


Now lets get real!


If everybody that asked how many people are here actually showed-up we wouldn't have enough room to stand.


How about you stand up strip down and be counted!


We operate on the premise of build it and they will come, some days there are lots of people other days not so much. On the "Open" and "Event Days" is when the most people are here.


Do I need Reservations?

How many People are there??

How many People are there??

Obviously you need to have a membership, A reservation is not required.


Ideally you would just arrive on the Friday of an open weekend and pick a site you like. We may run out of camp sites but we do have alternate areas as well as the Barker Ranch for overflow, I think its safe to say we always have an area to camp.



Day Passes?

This place seems standoffish?

Short term visits?

Info coming soon






Short term visits?

This place seems standoffish?

Short term visits?

Info coming soon



This place seems standoffish?

This place seems standoffish?

I've called/emailed with no reply?

 Our purpose is to create an affordable area for nude recreation.


If that's what you're looking for this is the place.


If your looking for something else try the page of: Other Places to Get Naked. Its a directory of, you guessed it, other places

I've called/emailed with no reply?

I've called/emailed with no reply?

I've called/emailed with no reply?

Would it surprise you to know, in this industry, 1 out of 150 contacts actually pays, that's less than 1%


That's a lot of lost time and money lost, perhaps 100's of hours for no benefit to us or the Retreat.


Most Resorts cater to the other 99% deadbeats, then recuperate the loss by charging the paying members more.


So, if you want to pay for a place that charges you to talk to people who wont pay, that's up to you. We like low rates here.



Reservations?

I've called/emailed with no reply?

Reservations?

Info coming soon



Swingers ?

I've called/emailed with no reply?

Reservations?

Are there swingers here?


Let me ask you, are there swingers at Walmart, the post office, the Park or a Bar... Dare I ask, are there swingers in Church?....  The answer to these questions is likely the same answer to the first question.


We don't get involved in a persons sexual activity or preferences.



What are the Members like?

What are the Members like?

What are the Members like?

Info coming soon

First visit here?

What are the Members like?

What are the Members like?

Info coming soon


Pool or hot tub??

What are the Members like?

He wont leave me alone??

Info coming soon

He wont leave me alone??

How can one learn about nudism to get comfortable?

He wont leave me alone??

First of don't be afraid to tell someone here to fuck off when they are out of line.


And / Or


Let us or a senior member know and we will take care of it.


We've never really had much problem with creeper types but we don't have any problem tossing them either, so they wouldn't last long.


What happens on a 3 day weekend?

How can one learn about nudism to get comfortable?

How can one learn about nudism to get comfortable?

 

We are open at least one weekend each month during the season, with some additional special event weekends (become a member to get the schedule) price includes you and your significant other, camping is free.. (bring everything you need you are camping in a primitive area) Its a Clothing Optional weekend, usually a bar-b-q, swimming, tanning, socializing etc...

We've never canceled for bad weather we have been adding an additional event weekend to makeup (at no additional costs, go to both).


How can one learn about nudism to get comfortable?

How can one learn about nudism to get comfortable?

How can one learn about nudism to get comfortable?

Most adapt faster than they thought.


Or


Try joining a site like TrueNudist, Its a good place to chat with others and get a feel for the culture.


also go places where you can go nude, perhaps your backyard, a forest or river. 


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Does sexual orientation matter?

Does sexual orientation matter?

Info coming soon






Does sexual orientation matter?

Does sexual orientation matter?

Does sexual orientation matter?

No. We don't ask and we don't care.


All are welcome here!



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Does sexual orientation matter?

Erection?

Info coming soon

Erection?

All prices include two people

Erection?


A common question, at least on Nudist forms: 

What if I get an erection?

 It wouldn't matter here at all, Some would find it delightful others would not care or not even notice... Here we are all about freedom.


As an FYI, at a purely nudist, granola eating type venue, they would have a problem with an erection if it were not covered up... But as I say here an erection is not something any one here would have a problem with.


All prices include two people

All prices include two people

All prices include two people

 


The prices includes you and your significant other at no additional costs. This can be a close friend or spouse, any gender combination. 



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All prices include two people

All prices include two people

More info coming soon



Why does Oasis-33 promote other nudist venues?

Why does Oasis-33 promote other nudist venues?

Why does Oasis-33 promote other nudist venues?

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Why is your site to promoting other places?


We are hard core naked capitalists, free markets create fair price discovery, and the more places to go nude the less unusual nudity becomes.... Over time nude would become more common...


And yes we understand USA is an  Idiocracy , more than capitalistic so I don't want to infer politics... But you're welcome to infer what ever you like.

Why not offer day passes?

Why does Oasis-33 promote other nudist venues?

Why does Oasis-33 promote other nudist venues?

Perhaps 1 out of 100 people that express an interest in day passes will actually follow through.... If we take the time to answer questions from all those people in the hopes that 1 of them will show up and pay 50 bucks, it simply isn't worth the time.  Even if 1 in 10 would show, it would be more wasted time than the money is worth....And a Membership is cheaper anyways.

Silk Road Project?

Why does Oasis-33 promote other nudist venues?

Silk Road Project?

Silk Road is a planned Member access point to 300 acres and several miles rugged 4x4 roads and trails on our property near the retreat. These are rugged roads going across plateaus, into ravines, around stock ponds, a mix of grassland and desert  It will serve as an alternate location for Members to Hike, drive, atv, and camp etc.. And do it all nude!


As you probably guessed Silk Road is the name of the primary trail.


We are working on details of Member access from the Highway... We are hoping to have it accessible by late season 2023

Sexual activity??

Why not a short stay resort?

Silk Road Project?

Our policy is to use good judgement, be courteous as to where and when. So far this has worked well and we have had zero complaints. (obviously we're talking about consenting adults).


Day Passes or Short Stays?

Why not a short stay resort?

Why not a short stay resort?

 We don't offer day passes or short stays. We  don't have time to coordinate them. 

Besides, our  Season Memberships are cheaper than a resort would charge for a single weekend. 

Some insist on a Day Pass, try the Other Places to get Naked page they have day passes.



We get emails about this all the time.... We can't, we work, we have other businesses to run. We can't stop our world to cater to some imbecile  who thinks we should make special arrangements to meet their needs, because they think the world should be free for them.


Seriously, we get a lot of people who seem to think they should get a free ride.


Why not a short stay resort?

Why not a short stay resort?

Why not a short stay resort?

Why not become a resort for short stays and a place for nudists traveling through?


For the same reason there are no other nudists venues in Montana, not a high enough volume of people to make it economy viable (too few people to pay to support the costs of having a staffed resort).


There was a nice little resort near Billings, too few people were paying to support its costs. So, they closed  that's how that works.


Or  you could start a place spend 250k to a million bucks, quit your job to staff it, Stand around there in hopes a few will stop by and give you 20 bucks, go for it!!!


We will post your link here.




How can I connect with other members?

Here's a link to our page on TrueNudist:

https://www.truenudists.com/group/clothing-optional/


Here is our Facebook page:

https://www.facebook.com/Oasis33NudeRetreatMontana


We also have a separate  private Facebook page but you would need to be a member to join the private page.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/403146834535617


You can also find us on a member maintained FeLlife Page.


Also Reddit nudism.





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  • Preface
  • FAQ's
  • Location, Just a hint....
  • Rates 2023 Season
  • Day Passes, Free Tours
  • Rules, Sins of Etiquette
  • Clothing Optional
  • vintage nudists
  • Swinging Pictures
  • Hours, Schedule
  • ZorroGarden Project
  • Nudist Testimonials
  • Lawful Nudity
  • Pictures of Club Property
  • Contact Us
  • Mission Statement
  • Other Places to get Naked
  • Take Our Card